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Posts : 19 Join date : 2010-11-20 Location : Field of watermelon
| Subject: Hiring Letter: Version Dark (Inferno Inc) Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:51 pm | |
| SO YOU WANT TO WORK FOR INFERNO, INC... We know you aren't weak. If you were weak, you wouldn't be reading this letter. The forces of good are overrated. The world is a mess. Everything is going to the dogs, and you know you can fix it if only you were in control. You hunger for power, and we can provide that, here at Inferno Incorporated. So you're different from everyone else, you've found by now. Shed the shroud of normal life and step into the world of evil plots and deception! The world has no love for someone like yourself: turn to Inferno Inc, where you will be accepted and enfranchised. An average worker at Inferno Inc can expect to: Be berated by his master Cook the books Murder for profit Send off form letters Destroy families Lift heavy objects Visit Hell on official business Be asked to pick up lunch orders Summon demons from the far reaches of the void And first and foremost: Take over the known world. Do you accept? ( No, take me to Cloud Corps| ) | |
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